1. I don’t modify my behavior to suit maxims, i modify maxims to suit my behavior.
2. I don c how mah lyf cld be more lame dan havin 2 uz hlf wrds, random letters n rong spellins to make myself sound kooler!!!
3. I don’t crib about how unfair life is, i just add more injustice to it.
4. I have the attention span of a 5 year old, so if you’ve been telling me something for over a minute, I’m probably just looking at you and imagining how you would look like with antlers
5. Innovation comes from genuine dissatisfaction. I’m proud to say that my job requires the most innovation in the world! Even to make it sound like a job!
6. I hate all diplomats who hardly know me and yet pretend that I’m their brother. Trust me, the next time you tell me all’s fine with you with MY blessings, I’ll sack my magic instructor who teaches me how to put curses on people.
7. Most of all, I have reached an age where i have stopped believing in Santa Clause and the fact that people give a damn about what you think of yourself.
2. I don c how mah lyf cld be more lame dan havin 2 uz hlf wrds, random letters n rong spellins to make myself sound kooler!!!
3. I don’t crib about how unfair life is, i just add more injustice to it.
4. I have the attention span of a 5 year old, so if you’ve been telling me something for over a minute, I’m probably just looking at you and imagining how you would look like with antlers
5. Innovation comes from genuine dissatisfaction. I’m proud to say that my job requires the most innovation in the world! Even to make it sound like a job!
6. I hate all diplomats who hardly know me and yet pretend that I’m their brother. Trust me, the next time you tell me all’s fine with you with MY blessings, I’ll sack my magic instructor who teaches me how to put curses on people.
7. Most of all, I have reached an age where i have stopped believing in Santa Clause and the fact that people give a damn about what you think of yourself.
