7 Original Tweets: Recycled

As promised, here are some of my original tweets. They garnered as much response on twitter, as national issues do, from our PM. However I believe that these tweets, unlike the prime minister, deserve another chance. So here they are! Also I would take this opportunity to shamelessly promote my twitter handle @akshayarya1985. I tweet about nothing in particular RTI, women empowerment and changing the system.

1. I have a caustic tongue, she has an acidic personality, when we fight, we try to neutralize each other. Man do we have chemistry together!
2. A friend tweets a joke every day exactly at 6.13 pm. Apparently his comedy is all about the timing.
3. After expensive gifts and a romantic dinner, I and my girlfriend are going to a kick-ass music concert on Valentine's Day. It is an international rock band called Slaves to Social Norms!
4. I stopped trying to prove that the education system is crap, a long time ago. As soon as I graduated, I felt like I had proved that point!
5. Yaaaay! Some team in some country won some championship!!! – Some-Club Fan
6. Stranger: Are you a man who appreciates his wines?
   Me: Not really. I prefer to express my snobbery through books.
7. Stephen Hawking: Black holes do not exist!
   My stomach: ROOOAAAARRRRR!! 

7 Reasons Why I Restarted This Blog

1. After some gallant attempts at drawing comic strips, break dancing, street magic and film making; I quickly realized blogging is the one hobby which I don't completely suck at.
   
2. Thanks to Pappu, Kejru & company, it is much easier to make jokes in this country today. (Though it is impossibly hard to be as funny as Pappu)
   
3. Rohit Shetty, SRK, Salman are coming up with more films this year and I needed a platform to express my humble opinion of their films.
   
4. For seeking validation from all the Yo Yo Honey Singh fans (Keep watching this space for posts on Lungi, Dope, Daru, Party, Chhamiya!)
   
5. To seek revenge against all the football junkies who keep spamming my social media walls with messages about how they haven't had a bowel movement since some player I don't know, got transferred to some club I don't care about. I will spam you back with my blog links MUHAHAHAHA!
   
6. To recycle my twitter jokes. The only person who reads my twitter content apart from me, is a creepy guy who sends me links to erectile dysfunction medicine websites, in reply to all my tweets.
   
7. As a tribute to Sachin Tendulkar. (It is really hard to come up with seven points all the time)