7 Reasons Why I Restarted This Blog

1. After some gallant attempts at drawing comic strips, break dancing, street magic and film making; I quickly realized blogging is the one hobby which I don't completely suck at.
   
2. Thanks to Pappu, Kejru & company, it is much easier to make jokes in this country today. (Though it is impossibly hard to be as funny as Pappu)
   
3. Rohit Shetty, SRK, Salman are coming up with more films this year and I needed a platform to express my humble opinion of their films.
   
4. For seeking validation from all the Yo Yo Honey Singh fans (Keep watching this space for posts on Lungi, Dope, Daru, Party, Chhamiya!)
   
5. To seek revenge against all the football junkies who keep spamming my social media walls with messages about how they haven't had a bowel movement since some player I don't know, got transferred to some club I don't care about. I will spam you back with my blog links MUHAHAHAHA!
   
6. To recycle my twitter jokes. The only person who reads my twitter content apart from me, is a creepy guy who sends me links to erectile dysfunction medicine websites, in reply to all my tweets.
   
7. As a tribute to Sachin Tendulkar. (It is really hard to come up with seven points all the time)